TOURISM ON THE DECLINE AS NEW YORK BANS N-WORD

Since New York’s City Council declared a moratorium on the use of the word “nigger,” the state’s tourism board has predicted a drastic decline in visitors to the Big Apple. “A lot of people come here from small towns across the country just to spout off and say things they can’t get away with at home,” said Ivanna Curse from the Regal Travel Agency. “And the N-word is at the top of their list. I guess they’ll have go to L.A. now. If they're smart, they’ll build a theme park there that caters to the new tourists. ‘Niggerland’ would be a real boon for the California economy.”